第九章表姐来支招了！

华诤回到家时，家人都睡了。第二天起得晚，下楼吃早餐时，父母亲和姑姑都出去买东西了，只见表姐cindy穿着牛仔裤和t-shirt,光着脚丫子，一只腿踩缩在椅子上，正对着餐桌坐着吃东西呢。<br/>“hey,matty,finallygetup，ah?”<br/>比华诤大一岁的表姐cindy岳思思是abc，也就是传说中的“香蕉人”。她短发烫得卷卷地贴着头皮，瘦瘦的，皮肤故意晒得比较黑，眼睛很大。这种外貌在美国可是很吃得开的——美国人以为，东方女孩就应该长得又黑又立体才叫有神韵。<br/>她打的招呼让华诤不好意思地抓抓头发。宋云贞正从院里进来，关上门，回身对华诤道：<br/>“哟，大宝贝儿，起了？”<br/>站在华母旁的菲佣，用生硬的中文道：<br/>“少爷吃什么早餐？”<br/>“随便”<br/>华母道：<br/>“那和姐姐一样吃牛奶面包？”<br/>“好，谢谢奶奶”<br/>华母接过菲佣手里的餐盘，边把早餐放在餐桌上边道：<br/>“昨天怎么这么晚才回来？”<br/>“granny,hedefinitelyhadsomelastnight.”<br/>cindy的脸对着外祖母解释，眼睛却是看着华诤挤眉弄眼。华诤有点怀疑自己的英文水平：<br/>“ididn’thaveanythinglastnight.icamebackandiwentstraighttosleep.”<br/>cindy十指张开，双掌在耳朵两边朝外举：<br/>“eww~liar!whateveryousay.hey,whateveryousay!”<br/>华诤觉得自己肯定跟表姐有什么误会，拉开椅子坐在她对面：<br/>“i’mnotlying.idon’thaveto.ok?fyi,whatdoyoumeanwhenyousaidihadsome?hadsomewhat?”<br/>“sex!ofcourse!”<br/>华诤一口牛奶喷在餐桌上。<br/>cindy笑着接道：<br/>“whatdoyouthinkimean?”<br/>华母忙过来给他拍着背：<br/>“怎么了？宝贝，慢点喝！吃饭不要说话嘛。”<br/>华诤边抽张纸捂嘴咳嗽，边朝祖母摆摆手、示意她不用帮忙。华母便拿了抹布来擦桌子：<br/>“你们姐弟俩说什么呢？”<br/>华诤忙道：<br/>“没什么，没什么。”<br/>“it’soktohavesex,matty,youdon’thavetolie.igetit——youareagrown-up,youareinarelationship,youhavesex.that’swhatpeopledo.hey,ibetyourgirlfriendmustbereallyawesometokeepyouthatlong.”<br/>华诤连连朝表姐摇手：<br/>“wedidn’thavesex.we’veneverhadsex.”<br/>“whaaaat?!”<br/>cindy看华诤的眼神，让华诤觉得自己就像来自侏罗纪世界的恐龙。<br/>“youserious?”<br/>“yeah.whywouldiliesomethingaboutthat?”<br/>华诤顿了顿，既然表姐这么光明磊落，他也不想做个萎缩怕事的人，便露出一个无奈的苦笑，坦白道：<br/>“althoughireallywantto.tobehonest,it’skillingme!youknow,thewholenosexthing.”<br/>“soyouarehot?”<br/>“whatdoyouexpect?i’veneverhadsexinmyentirelife.lookatme,sis.!i’malwayshot!ok?however,mygirlfriend,she’stooshy.idon’twanttoscareheroff.”<br/>cindy深感自己和这个表弟在文化上的差异鸿沟深深,两人根本鸡同鸭讲：<br/>“hey,matty,sweety,look,yougottahavesexwithyourgirlfriend,yougottahavewildsexwithyourgirlfriend——that’swhatboyfriendsdo.that’swhatwouldkeepyourgirlfriendcloser.icanensureyouthatyouarenottheonlyonewho’shot.womenhaveneeds.”<br/>“really?”<br/>cindy翻了一个“那还用说”的白眼，把脚放下来，正襟危坐，好像要准备谈什么事关国计民生的国家大事：<br/>“i’magirl,right?i’vehadboyfriends.igotasayinthisstaff.yougottabelieveme,matty,markmywords——womenhaveneeds.justgoandmeettheneeds.makeyourwomanhappy.”<br/>华诤觉得表姐背后放着万道金光——简直就是上天派来拯救他的天使！<br/>“butidon’tknowhowtobringitup.ilovemygirlfriendtoomuch.idon’twant...”<br/>“wowwow”<br/>cindy双掌向外，像在推着什么东西：<br/>“waitaminute,matty,mathew,mattwa.waitaminute!yousaidaaayouloveher?areyousure?loveisabigword.wedon’tuseitunlesswereallyfeelit.”<br/>“yeah.ican’tbemoresure.iloveher.eversincethefirsttimeisawher,i’vebeenfallinglovewithher.actually,asdaysgoby,iloveherevenmore.look,sheisthesweetestgirli’veeverseen.ifanything,i’mhopelesslyanddesperatelyinlovewithher.”<br/>cindy脸绷紧了，眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中转了转：<br/>“wow,ok.loudandclear.great.goodforyou,matty!goodforyou.soyouareinlove.doessheloveyouback?”<br/>提这一茬，华诤有点黯然神伤,耸耸肩：<br/>“well,iguessnot.idon’tthinkso.”<br/>伸长手臂拍着表弟的肩膀，cindy慢慢道：<br/>“hey,haveyoueverheardthepoem?”<br/>“whatpoem?”<br/>“’tobewithawomanwhodoesn’tloveyouback,ismorelonelythantobealone’”<br/>为这句话，姐弟俩默哀了几秒钟。华诤想起什么,拍拍桌子道：<br/>“focus!sis.focus!anyway,idon’twanttomakethingsweirdbetweenmeandmygirlfriend.arethereanytips?anythingwouldleadusto```youknow?”<br/>“ok”<br/>cindy摊摊手，笑道：<br/>“youarefamily.technically,youaremylittlebrother.i’myourbigsister.andiloveyou.ido.hence,iwouldhelpyououtwheneveryouneedme.firstofall”<br/>cindy右手从左手心里扳出一个手指头：<br/>“yougottagetaroomforyoutwo.bealone,forgodsake!”<br/>不过，鉴于中美意识上的差异，cindy还是不放心地补充问了一句：<br/>“isyourgirlfriendokwiththat?”<br/>华诤点点头：<br/>“yeah.icanmakethathappen.”<br/>“ok.secondly,thereisastorywhichwouldmakeyourgirlfriendwanttohavesexwithyouvoluntarily.however,yougottastateitright.”<br/>有这么神奇的事？<br/>“whatstory?”<br/>华诤正以空前绝后高涨热忱的态度在学习，大人们就回来了。华珮进门时，远远听到他们两姐弟的话，便喝道：<br/>“思思，你忘记我们之间承诺了？在家不准说中文！”<br/>岑兰笑道：<br/>“是不许说英文吧？”<br/>华珮笑道：<br/>“唉，都被她气糊涂了。是，不准说英文！在家不准说英文！”<br/>岳思思站起来，华诤抓住她的短袖阻止她离开：<br/>“什么故事？”<br/>岳思思为难道：<br/>“对不起，你姑姑不准我说英文。我不知道用中文怎么说，我中文不好，我不会翻译。”